Monday, August 12, 2013

Beard Theory

I have come to the conclusion that beards evolved in males to attract females.  Not only does a beard demonstrate that you have eaten that day and therefore are a successful provider, it also displays what you have eaten.

Women have been genetically programmed to find a man with Mammoth hanging off his face irresistible!  They may say they don't like it but we know they do.  They can't help it. 

So fellas, let that beard grow and you will soon be turning the ladies heads just like me! Lol!

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